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Same Old Same Old 
Some things remain timeless 
... the rest just decay 
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 Aloha from Hawai'i and LoserNet!
Chez Loser is the LoserNet front page. And, it's real life like you have never seen before! No flashy graphics, no disappearing pages, no weird fonts, no foolish blinking, no crazy wallpaper. Just quality entertainment produced on a budget equivalent to the cost of a can of Bush's baked beans! LoserNet has been around since 1995 and, as one can readily see, not much has really changed since that time.

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