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A man caught between
his life goal of becoming a monk
and the world of
debauchery around him ... which will prevail?
The Life and Times of a 41-Year-Old Virgin and The Keeper of Lost Lives probably comprise the longest running Web journal in existence. The collective works of the oversized cranium came about quite on a whim. The tortured neighbor of The Loser Living Upstairs, admittedly a bigger loser, embarked on a journey of brow-beating self-revelation with the goal of sharing as much of the excrutiating and painful experience as possible without putting everyone to sleep.
The journey began in Convalescent City, a small town located along the serene Central California coastline. Picturesque and idyllic, Convalescent City could have easily been mistaken for a retirement community. Little did anyone know that this obscure little town would become the original home of LoserNet.
Come with us now and join the amazing cast of thousands including Loser, The Bull, the Bishop, the Cardinal and the oversized cranium as we bumrush the realm of the mundane and the relatively unknown. No other Web site dares to take you there. Then again, no other Web site pushes the envelope of sanity.
The
Life and Times of a 41-Year-Old Virgin
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The Life and
Times of a 41-Year-Old Virgin premiered here on June 12, 1995. See
what happens when the guy who lived below The Loser Living Upstairs
gets his own show!
The
Return of the 41-Year-Old Virgin
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The saga of the
41-year-old virgin continues with even more unexciting adventures! Who
else can live a life like this?
Welcome
Back 42-Year-Old Virgin!
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Join the 41-year-old
virgin as he turns 42, but it's not over yet! He's on the downhill slide
to reality!
Eunuchs
or UNIX: The Monk Years
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It's not really
a new season. It's the ol' eunuch rambling on too much! And as we all know,
that's what he does best!
The
Keeper of Lost Lives
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What? Not another
season of the ol' eunuch? Yes ... he is compelled to go on, ad nauseam,
about his non-existence.
The 41-Year-Old Virgin discovered that his true call was to become The Keeper of Lost Lives, a jack of all trades and a master of none. In keeping with The Keeper's call, the mental sojourn transformed to a physical trek that eventually put the ol' lavahead on the Oregon trail.
The
Journey to Nowhere
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The Keeper of Lost
Lives takes the show on the road. It is the ultimate journey ... the journey
to nowhere.
Absolute
Value Equals Zero
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The uncertainty
of life continues to befall the oversized lavahead. Continue on this perilous
journey of the collective of lost lives.
Paradise
Lost
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The Keeper is on
the move again. This time, he moves to Hawai'i to seek fame and fortune.
Join the ol' lavahead as he continues his journey and meets his new nemisis,
the sinister kahuna. Ho boy!
To
Tofu ... With Love, Julie Newmar
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Does it get better
than this? Not even sure if he will find a new ISP, the ol' lavahead still
insists on starting up a whole new chapter.
The face of stone makes the final journey home to Hawai'i, but all is not Paradise. Everything has changed ... for the worst. And, the ol' lavahead's many years as a loser only served to expedite his demise. With nowhere else to turn, he must face the proverbial music. As we'll find out, facing the music is best accomplished with a Bose Acoustic Wave music system.
Hele
On, Braddah!
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Who could have said
it better than Lippy Espinda? The Keeper makes the journey home ... this
time for keeps. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaaa!
Stop
This Island ... I Wanna Get Off!
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Is the island life
too much for The Keeper to handle? Maybe it's time for him to pack it in,
or maybe it's time for him to get a lobotomy.
Return
of the Stoneface Mack
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From wage slavery
to the Ninja Turds, life has continued to move in a circuitous fashion
that leads to nowhere. Can a new computer placate The Keeper? Or, is he
about ready to make his debut on America's Most Wanted?
Banality98
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It's not software
... it's vaporware! Really, it's The Keeper's commitment to provide the
best of nothing.
bumrush
da fools!
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The journal written
on an "as needed" basis? The ol' lavahead running for Governor? Say it
ain't so! Losin' it hasn't been this boring in a long time.
City
of Dreams
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There's a quiet
place somewhere. A place where the mind can relax. A place where life truly
has a purpose. But, where can it be? It's in your mind, my friends. It's
the City of Dreams.